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| Black Swan has made me bi curious? So I saw Black Swan for the first time today, and I heard there was a lesbian scene in there but I didn't think it was that much of a big deal, until I saw Mila Kulis legit eat Natalie Portman out and I think it must've oddly turned me on because I watched You Tube clips on repeat of them kissing, the scene where Natalie Portman fingers herself, and the lesbo scene in Jennifer's Body, and another clip of Zoe Saldana eating out Mila Kulis in After Sex. I'm a 17 year old virgin so I don't even know what sex is like with a boy or girl period. I've never kissed girls before only boys. I never gave head before nor eat pussy. But after watching all those lesbo clips I think I got wet from it and I fingered myself (sorry if this is TMI) So is this just a bi curious thing? because watching girls make out is one thing but I don't think I would ever hook up with a girl. |
| I think black swan made every girl a little bi curious. |
| Which one is better? Please Help? I love to eat pussy and want some opinions. I have tried black girls and white girls. Skinny girls and overweight girls. I find that there are distinct differences in the taste depending on these categories. Any opinion on this? |
| The difference in taste isn't because of race or weight--it's the way she takes care of herself and the way she eats. If she consistently washes, just with mild soap and water, she'll be clean and none of that fishy, nasty buildup will be there. Do not douche! Douching messes up her natural pH balance and can cause UTIs, yeast infections, etc. Eating better will also help her taste better. If she gorges on fast food and soda (no matter her weight) and junk food, she's not going to taste good because of all the chemicals and crap she's putting in her body. If she eats well, with a balanced diet, she will taste better. I've heard pineapple is especially good for improving taste, but I haven't seen anything concrete backing it up. |
| For guys that need help with girls...? Do this: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for ******* and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you, ' and grab the other girl's ***. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just guyding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny! |
| modern day casanova |
| Have we been brained washed by media? I will be 60 in a month, I lived a very strange life.I was able to cram 10 lifetimes into this one. Life put me in places and situations that were happening to me because I had no idea for years what to do with this life.I not only been there ,done it I experienced every pleasure known to man kind at least once & mos tlikely many times. I am not unique,I have never had a original idea.I'am so tired of the media making people who use drugs to get high are only one knotch above a guy rapist. I am a drug user and have done every drug known man kind, I just finished off $100 of pussy caine 2mg xanax and some pot, I feel great I am not going to rape my neighbor, kill my guy and wife beat the dog, I feel good and shall stop using for the rest of the day, the point is for over 45 years I have stuck drugs in every opening one has, I have used crack for 20 years and I spent a fortune on drugs, lawyers, bribes. It is so obvious that" The War on Drugs" is a policy that has failed totally in every aspect and in addition it is a awful law. I thought that others would raise the issue to legalize All drugs (with age limits) should a viable for users to purchase with out script, It is the smartest way to help people if they need Iam a reasonable person, well read, good mind, and always horny when I smoke crack,I get into some of the best sex,with many partners who are of age and willing. For many years (started @ 14 and that was young in those days ,early 60"s I fell in love with booze and had a blast, then it turned on me and I was baffled but I was doing things that were not in sink with my code of honor. I was arrested 20=50 times 8 Dwi & pilots lic and many others some verry serious so after getting drunk in Dublin going through at eye level 6 countrie remembering little, 6 weeks later I awake in a dumpy hotel in Niraboi with 3 naked black girls & one hot, hung boy. I never drank another drop for almost 30 years.If things got so bad or good that I thought about a drink I would commit a early exit. I still do and will to the day I die, There are many who should not gamble,eat. drink.watch porn,own guns, believe in any organised religion,shop, save, have sex.stop smoking,I have been every hot spot and every **** hole, I have traveled between 1st class & 4th class.I have been wriyen up in papers & mags and many request to appear on T.V. shows, been mistaken by crowds of 100"s of fans every day for a month for my autograph and didn"t dissapoint them, I signed 1000's and loved it.Owned dozen of business some home runs some dogs,Made a ton of money most times just spent it fast fun The point is I live a very normal life and get high on crack onec a week and have for years but if I thought don't do it.the same for smack, I been dope sick 40 times before I stuck the needle in my arm, I thought the only outcome would be withdrawl , most times I went ahead and when the day came matbe a year or 3 70K a year its not fun but I knew it was comming its not that bad, just 128 hours of feeling bad. When are we going to wake up and get back to basics. Inform people about the possible bad affects and treatment on demand give drugs on demand for no cost. Crime will drop ,gangs would lose money, cartels and other organiations. I get high to fell good not violate any law other than my body what I choose to do with it is My business and will never surrender them just as will I ever drink booze. The thought of living my golden years in any other place than the source and get a few sexy friends surf, knowing that it is very dangerous since Im 60 & have high b.p. do that adds more excitement russian roulette Just one more thing I have be very lucky but dieing from a over dose is not a bad way to go or a climax having freeky sex I am sure that there are many people that do as I get high but be responcible , just because I can't consume booze with out very bad results doesno't mean one can not use certain drugs even the hardest,but with caution. I done it for 45 years and it is mjy choice if don't agree don't do it..SO THINK< THINK<& THINK SOME MORE |
| Please...you're hurting the cause. |
| My top 25 ways to take proper care of your lady boy bet i get some stck for this one but remember its a joke? 1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls ****. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just guyding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny |
| Hehehehehehe Chris, Great stuff and I like it.. Very funny A Star.. A Friend, poppy1 |
| Taking care of your lady xxx funny or true xxx? 1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls ****. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just guyding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny |
| Funny and true |
| Confucius says? 77. "Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl." 76. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." 75. "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed." 74. "Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam." 73. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." 72. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock." 71. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy." 70. "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone." 69. "Man who meows ate pussy!" 68. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball." 67. "Those who quote me are fools." 66. "Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!" 65. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." 64. "Work to become, not to acquire." 63. "Show off always shown up in showdown." 62. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock." 61. "Man with no legs bums around." 60. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber." 59. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard." 58. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." 57. "Find old man in dark, not hard!" 56. "Confucius say too God damn much!" 55. "Man who smoke pot choke on handle." 54. "Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose." 53. "When in doubt, whip it out." 52. "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts." 51. "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!" 50. "War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left." 49. "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache." 48. "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick." 47. "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed." 46. "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit." 45. "Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more." 44. "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy." 43. "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind." 42. "No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy." 41. "Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time." 40. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." 39. "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk." 38. "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs." 37. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" 36. "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people." 35. "Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!" 34. "House without toilet is uncanny." 33. "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu." 32. "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser." 31. "While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding." 30. "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!" 29. "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" 28. "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it." 27. "Never raise hands to angry guy, it leave groin exposed." 26. "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary." 25. "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow." 24. "Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth." 23. "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons." 22. "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring." 21. "Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky." 20. "Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money." 19. "Wife for life is better than wife for strife." 18. "Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink." 17. "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!" 16. "Girl with little red bike peddle *** all over town!" 15. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!" 14. "Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!" 13. "Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down." 12. "Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand." 11. "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it." 10. "All blonde not blonde by cracky." 9. "Man who sit on tack get point!" 8. "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!" 7. "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!" 6. "Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!" 5. "Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!" 4. "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!" 3. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" 2. "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!" 1. "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!" |
| Can't top that. Those were hilarious. Keep postin' puggy |
| Please rate and comment this song.? Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Blonde *****. Nice ***. Big ****. Tall. She so good she make my 10 inch 'seem small. See her in a red corvette. Pull her to 'the side. Meet her at the dumpsters ready to 'take her for a ride. Who needs protection when I could give 'her an infection. Suckin on my cock and starts chockin Wearin nothin but a sock yet still looks 'smokin My *** extra white. Make her teeth 'ultra bright. Prop her up. Spread her legs wide. Ima start to bring in the high tide. I'ma *** on her and rub in the goo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Short. Hot. Tan Ginger. I cant believe I hadn't seen-her. Took her to my place. Laid her on the 'bed. Ignored every word she had ever said. Ripped off the underwear. Ate that pussy like it meat was rare. Sucked those boobies like they were '****** red rubies. She started screaming insane. 'Moaning in pain. ***** she feel the rain. Get her on all fours. My *** will clean out those butt pours. Were doin doggie style. It might take a 'while. I'm gona **** her so bad she wana sue. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Latina is drivin by. But she with a guy. He get out. I get in. She gets a win win. Find the nearest motel. Cheaper then 'that big hotel. Get her in the shower. Rubbin that *** 'might take an hour. We get out. Dick goes in. This has to be a sin. I **** her so hard she gona forget. If I go anal she gona shet. I go in so far that I make her say 'RAW. We get under the covers. We have sex like ****** lovers. I make her jump like a kangaroo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Black ***** with perfect body. Looks better than everybody. I don't care whatch you say. That ***** looks like beyonce. I pick her up in my truck Take her in the woods. She already to 'suck. She jumps on me on the drivers seat. I know how to bring in the heat. I think she might of spoke but instead I 'make her choke. I **** more than a can of ******* 'cheese wizz. She cracked my eggs. So then we spread her legs. Coming in and out. I make her scream and shout. She came when u *** too. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Every time they here my name they take a shot and go insane. I make them bitches go crazy. They wana scream **** me ms. Daisy. I got 100 on my talley board. They ****** squirt when they see my 'sword. Other guys gota chode. For them I'm a big pothole in the road. I got the biggest dick in O-C A-C and 'N-Y-C. All the girls know they want to S-E-X 'me. I give them bitches something to chew. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! |
| Rather violent for my tastes, but worse, it strains at its rhyme scheme. |
| Listen rate comment.? Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Blonde *****. Nice ***. Big ****. Tall. She so good she make my 10 inch 'seem small. See her in a red corvette. Pull her to 'the side. Meet her at the dumpsters ready to 'take her for a ride. Who needs protection when I could give 'her an infection. Suckin on my cock and starts chockin Wearin nothin but a sock yet still looks 'smokin My *** extra white. Make her teeth 'ultra bright. Prop her up. Spread her legs wide. Ima start to bring in the high tide. I'ma *** on her and rub in the goo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Short. Hot. Tan Ginger. I cant believe I hadn't seen-her. Took her to my place. Laid her on the 'bed. Ignored every word she had ever said. Ripped off the underwear. Ate that pussy like it meat was rare. Sucked those boobies like they were '****** red rubies. She started screaming insane. 'Moaning in pain. ***** she feel the rain. Get her on all fours. My *** will clean out those butt pours. Were doin doggie style. It might take a 'while. I'm gona **** her so bad she wana sue. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Latina is drivin by. But she with a guy. He get out. I get in. She gets a win win. Find the nearest motel. Cheaper then 'that big hotel. Get her in the shower. Rubbin that *** 'might take an hour. We get out. Dick goes in. This has to be a sin. I **** her so hard she gona forget. If I go anal she gona shet. I go in so far that I make her say 'RAW. We get under the covers. We have sex like ****** lovers. I make her jump like a kangaroo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Black ***** with perfect body. Looks better than everybody. I don't care whatch you say. That ***** looks like beyoncey. I pick her up in my truck Take her in the woods. She already to 'suck. She jumps on me on the drivers seat. I know how to bring in the heat. I think she might of spoke but instead I 'make her choke. I **** more than a can of ******* 'cheese wizz. She cracked my eggs. So then we spread her legs. Coming in and out. I make her scream and shout. She came when u *** too. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Every time they here my name they take a shot and go insane. I make them bitches go crazy. They wana scream **** me ms. Daisy. I got 100 on my talley board. They ****** squirt when they see my 'sword. Other guys gota chode. For them I'm a big pothole in the road. I got the biggest dick in O-C A-C and 'N-Y-C. All the girls know they want to S-E-X 'me. I give them bitches something to chew. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! |
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| 25 WAYS TO GET ANY GIRL YOU WANT.read guys !? 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for ******* and Asian ladies. 7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words ‘f*** you,’ and grab the other girl’s ***. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just guyding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.” 9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she’s cold… but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, “If you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now, you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “No, she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts… and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about. 22. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny. 25. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don’t call. That’s also quite funny! |
| Seriously if some of you boys are stupid enough to believe this then heads up: This is no way to get a girl. On a happier note, this list is pretty hilarious. |